I want to throw your cellphone into a lake

Please come foreward with your cellphone at your earliest convenience

Face it, I'm a better /b/tard than you. Every post I make either becomes legendary copypasta or gets 300+ replies. I'm the one who creates memes while you all strugle not to fail at life. I created Bel Air AND Candle Jack and I wasn't even trying to. You fags just started reposting them and I didn't even think they were funny. I'm the guy all the cam whores want to get with. Basically everything I do becomes legenary. Deal with it fag.