don't dye your hair

You won't fool anybody.  It never looks any good, unless it's jet fucking black.

If you aren't blonde, you'll never look blonde no matter how fucking yellow you try to make your hair.  You'll just look like a damn fool.

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No, you are the unlucky ones because you can never dye you hair anything so that it looks good. PS. HE MEANT DYEING HAIR *TO* JET BLACK