Destroying the pyramids of egypt

You'd be the most famous person ever, you'd always be remembered throughout the generations.

Well if someone had to do it, they should do it in a way that would turn the tragedy into an even greater achievement than the building of the pyramids to begin with.  Example: suicide bomb a one-seater plane into a pyramid, yet make it so after the debris clears, you've somehow taken down just enough of the structure so all that remains is a perfectly sculpted, detailed giant penis.  David Blane, I'm looking at you.