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One day in 1405 a pretty girl by the name of Olga travelled across Siberia to America in a blue wooden cart, fending off wolves by the drove. She had a boyfriend named Vladimir Putin who liked to wear red ties and drink milk, the day she arrived in America she was set upon by Native Americans and her body now lies under the White House.

If you don't post this on 3 different forums you will be dead by the end of next week.