Where do you unload your jizz?

I just..... bust.... on my... bed and then.... clean it up.... bitches........

what about u

toilet paper, cheap, plentiful, and easy to flush away.

cleaning up after masturbating is an art. there are so many factors, such as: do you live by yourself / have the privacy to clean up and run around butt naked? do you have to pull up your pants to get to the other room? wipe it off your dick so as to not soil your undies? are you mobile and can fap using just your imagination?

i can write a fucking pamphlet