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Girls who masturbate.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 8:04

I was just wondering, why masturbating is something that girls doesnt even talk about? it's just a normal thing, everything do that, but i've only seen few girls that do that...
share your experiences about female masturbating.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:14

>>75

NOT FLAT.....GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:14

>>81 GET THE FUCK OUT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:18

>>82
FUCK, GET OUT!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:19

>>83
OUT! FUCK GET

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:25

People idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a girl as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A girl that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak.

Haruhi Suzymiya is that ideal "hang out with" girl. She has fans because she has all the best traits of a guy friend you can hang out with, only she happens to be a girl. Understand that when people idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya, they idolize over the personality of a cool guy friend in a girl's body- an ideal friend/partner who has the best of both worlds, and would be nearly impossible to find.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:26

do you think haruhi masturbate ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:27

Melancholy of Haruhi Masturbation

btw
>>85
>>86
>>87 same person

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:42

>>87 lam!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 18:51

>>65
shows how sexist I am, I just assumed you were a guy!
well, no offense, but your not going to get any satisfaction in an anonymous forum. you need to find living breathing human beings, not electronic facades on 4chan.
and I'm taken.
I wish you luck!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 20:30

>>61, >>63
I figured that out before I had sex, and while I was having sex. Why is it so hard for guys to understand something as simple as that? Heh, I mean it's like cooking an egg for 3 minutes versus 6 minutes and turning the temperature lower when it boils to keep it boiling.

Oh wait, bad example. Guys suck at cooking too, lolz

So maybe it's true. And in order to prove it, I pose this question to all men: Do you know where the clitoris is? Secondly, do you know where the G-Spot is?

If you can answer those without looking it up then maybe there's hope. But let's see how many men actually know even something that small.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 21:04

lol pwnd

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 23:11

my ex gf told me she started masturbating since she was 6 years old.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 23:21

lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 6:10

>>90 the clitoris is the g-spot =D

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 10:12

>>94
Wrong, seriously guys, go look it up. You're making it worse for the rest of us by not knowing things like this.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 10:23

The clitoris is the part where you feel around and she's like OH GOD.  All the info I need :).

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 11:05

i know a girl who messages me on aim then BRBs to go masterbate.

really you can get any girl to admit that they do it

all you need to do is just

ya know

be a fucking genius

>>94
the clitoris is different than the g-spot. while the clit is located outside of the actual vaginal walls under a hood-like piece of flesh, the g-spot is located inside of the vagina on the lining of the top of the vaginal wall.

not that that matters for someone like you, but hey, the more you know...

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 12:17

>>97
>>the clitoris is different than the g-spot. while the clit is located outside of the actual vaginal walls under a hood-like piece of flesh, the g-spot is located inside of the vagina on the lining of the top of the vaginal wall.

the organ itself extends deeper into the body, the "G-spot" happens to be a collection of nerves along the inner portion of the clitoris with very little membrane/tissue between it and the upper-inner wall of the cavity, making it susceptible to stimulation from within

I prefer to think of it as a capsized ship. while the external protrusion of the clitoris is merely the figurehead at the prow, the organ itself extends like the ships keel into the deep recesses of the ship's hull, as well as two lateral protrusions behind the labia, though they tend to be less sensitive. the G spot happens to be a point along the keel, about where one would expect supports for a mast to be (nautically speaking, not phallic)

in short, >94 is correct, but not quite

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 12:49

>>32 here, again
women masturbate, not as often as men do, i think its mainly because they take longer to get off, and of course the bad smell that doing that leaves on them..

i remember one talk with my girlfriends from college and they were saying that women are scared of openly displaying her sexuality, ie. if a girl says she likes to masturbate/fuck, shes taken as a whore, or an attention whore to say the least, so they are very quiet about saying things like that...

and for a girl to really tell one how much she masturbates/fucks , likes doing it, etc, i think that the girl should think of you as a really good friend, and that implies that you will not get to fuck her EVER (for more info read intellectual whores; sadly i am one), unless you rape her, or think and move very well.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 14:13

100 get

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 14:18

>>bad smell?  ewwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 14:25

Link to a porn movie?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 14:26

where is the male g spot?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 14:27

In the rectum

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 14:32

Stimulating your prostate makes you gay.

Name: Justin 2006-11-14 14:37

No it doesn't it just makes you a fag

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 15:35

Sorry everyone, I didn't the g-spot wasn't the clitoris.
Sorry >>90

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 16:05

>>105,106
Uh, no.  Rectum stimulation is Lounge Quality.

Anyone got that nice enema guide posted in /dis/ handy?, I have the day off tomorrow and I feel like trying it out.

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