How many times you masturbate a day?

topic.

I try to keep myself down to three times a week.

I try to keep myself down to three times a day.

But it doesn't always work

>>1

3 times every 5 minutes

like once a week and sometimes twice a week normally

4 times a day, 8 times on the weekends because i am lonely... anyone want to know how much i shit a day too?

read the 4chan week without fapping thread? lol

about 1-6 depending on my horniness :3

>>8 makes me horny ( ・ヮ・)

About 4 times a week.

is it just me , or does everyone feel horny after they get stoned and drunk?

>>11
i know your mom does

>>11
it's not you.

depends. it takes three whole ours to work up a good mood. and half an hour to prepare "material" before ejaculating.

I don't have the time to do that anymore. It just feels depressingly meaningless when you can't get off to porn/hentai or whatever like you used to.

What the fuck is wrong with the guy above me?? You have to prepare 3 hours in advance? You sad fuck, you make it seems as if masturbation is some sort of ritual for you. I fell horny whenever, and take the moment.

So where was I, yeah, fuck off.

>>15
Thanks! You seem to be quite disturbed yourself.

I prepare in before hand because  I won't get off to every hideous creature on teh intarwebs like you guys seem to! Not anymore in any case.
And if I would it would just make me feel sick of myself. I would have wasted twenty minutes of my life on some ugly skank I wouldn't bother with ever again. Unthinkable!
You could say I'm a porn conniesur, you could call me a man who disdains acquired tastes such as MILFS or lolitas. You could say I only hang around the Elite.
I must renew myself in my every search for the perfect doujinshi or the perfect porn actress, you could say that I've given up on porn that LASTS.

My sessions lenght are the result of just that. If i'm going to waste my time with something such as porn, it'd better be a real fucking payoff for my efforts, no matter how futile.
Having multiple doujins or porns vids going of at the exact same moment, the moment when I feel at the very roots of my penis it's time. The very moment it's time to grab a small bite of heaven, that precise moment cannot be rushed, cannot be delayed. No matter what technique used, you all search for that moment.
I never inhale all of that moment. You may try to, but you probably wouldn't know when and how.

But I do know why I've never done it. It's because I fear that even if I really would find the Holy Grail of Intoxication, I would end up finding myself completely bored with it after just a few sessions. Finding it would mean complete devastation. That's why I never settle for anything but a glimpse, because the final moments of my life, I know will be the moments when I enter the Lands of sacred Masturbation.

If anyone would be sad, it would have to be you, you who have since long settled with nothing but some ugly hooker bitch down the road(not across the street).
You can never expect to get a good catch, ever.
Because you will always be just second rate.

>>16
You is sad for having to justify why you fap.

>>17
You maybe need to find a reason to live. A reason to love.
Your life must be cold.

Once a day, sometimes twice a day, sometimes i miss out afew days. Deppends on what im doing and if im busy or not :P

Once in the morning , once when i come back home from study, and maybe 1-3 more times during the rest of the night.

If i dont do it in the morning my dick feels like it needs to be stimulated while Im listening to the lecture, and i become restless, so I always make sure I do it once in the morning.

The most I've done in one day is 14 times.

>>16
jeez get a girlfriend
or are you too good for normal girls?

>>15

Shit that made me giggle hah

yeah, once every few days.
what kind of Goalie-pulling freak needs to stoke his little guy upwards of once, maybe twice a day?
I agree, get a girlfriend, buddy...

>>21
>>23

Both females. As a guy, I can honestly say jerking it regularly is looking like a better option. I don't like spending my time and money on you attention craving skanks. You want everything and then when we give you everything you treat us like shit and cheat. And sometimes fucking you just isn't worth it. What's wrong with pleasing myself?

>>20
Wow finally, from the kind of posts I always see on here I was starting to think I was the only one who was even capable of masturbating 10+ times in a day without breaking a sweat. Most I've done was somewhere around 25-30 (I was bored and just curious if I had a limit,) of course after like 7 or 8 you stop ejaculating much except a small amount of clear liquid, unless you take a rest. It also starts hurting near the end. :P I consider myself a master handjerker, I'm ambidextrous when it comes to that. My right feels better, but I can do it with my left well enough that I don't really care, so I switch off regularly in long jerk sessions for an even workout.

>>25
the master has arrived.

OMG 30 TIMES A DAY? jesus christ!
my max is 3 times.

>>25
Hurting near the end?  I start hurting after like three times, and the pain increases for each following orgasm :/

That's not considering that I get quite raw after a couple sessions.

>>25

id call you a liar, except i know that it isnt impossible

Just don't give up, keep on whacking it and you'll learn the secrets of the masters soon enough.

>>29
I've done 23 in the same day...

>>25 here. I'm sure you guys aren't really interested, but to tell the truth it does take alot of effort to go more than a handful of times without taking a break. I've gotten lazy the past month and have only been doing it a few times a day. :(

hay guys i fap 100 times with each limb everyday what do i win

has anyone ever fallen asleep while they were masturbating?

>>34
yes.

Corpal tunnel syndrome anyone?

my name is bump
but you can call me icey
i keep spillin krystal on my white tee
dont give a fuck
bitch you dont have to like me

at least 7-28 times a week depends, really

i never dont it in my life seriously

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