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After I masturbate...

Name: Brillemeister 2006-10-27 19:54

I feel...coarse. Like, a little less forgiving toward others, a little angrier, a little more self-absorbed. It happened just recently when I found out that the car I wanted to buy got sold immediately after my dad got off the phone with the seller...I had a temper tantrum. This was, like, right after I saw fit to jerk it to some of the images in /s/.

I've got a problem, I think. By definition, I *want* to, like, never masturbate again and shit, but I've got no self-control.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 20:29

>>1
isnt that how everyone feels after masturbating?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 20:34

I feel great after masturbating. I think it all depends on what's going on in your head.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 20:34

shame... that i can't go longer

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 21:07

fool. you are not a l33t-fapper.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 22:08

lol copy pasta'd lounge thread.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 22:11

Woah holy crap. I AM in /lounge/. My whole world is shattered.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 22:48

If we had masturbators rights in this country, you wouldn't have to grow up feeling inferior.  You should be proud of what you are.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 23:42

After I masturbate I always feel like listening to music

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 2:19

After I masturbate I always masturbate again several more times, then wash my hands and have a few glasses of water.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 5:24

After I masturbate, I let the dog lick my hand clean.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 9:38

After I masturbate, I masturbate again.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 18:16

After I masturbate, I go outside to get some fresh AIIIIIIIIR.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 19:09

>>12
lies post pix =n_n=

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-28 19:16

After i masturbate i hover in the air like jesus and then masturbate off a near by bridge covering the passers by, before reaching a plane of existance so god like i masturbate and cause the next rebirth of the world and leave a note to some random guy to build an ark because my cum will flood the world

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