You guys are all pedos

It disgusts me, I can't believe my tax dollar is being spent on you losers.  You take money away from law enforcement which they could spend on keeping kids of my lawn and stopping sick sex offenders like women feeding babies in public (poor babies, I will pray for your souls).

This has nothing to do with the thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? I was on vacation in Ocean City, Maryland to see my dad's side of the family, unfortunately this is the side of the family I never see, and the good side...too. (No male cousins on my mom's side)

So many to pick from, I won't say names because I fear they may be /b/ tards, but they're between the ages of 14 and 20 and they're little hotties.

So anyway I'm laying on the bed belonging to a 17 year old cousin watching his 4" TV when he comes in and shuts the door. He stands about 6 feet away and just starts changing his clothes like I'm not even there. So at first I'm like oh shit don't look he's gay wtf. Then he starts asking me which bra I like more and flashing his delicious flat chest and I'm like damn yo.

So he gets in his underwear but doesn't put anything else on, then he sits on the bed I'm laying in and just stares off into space. So I'm trying to play it cool and go back to watching the 4" TV but I'm not actually thinking about what I'm looking at. So then he lays down next to me and rolls on his side toward me like he was gonna go to sleep but it's like 2 fucking PM and every one is at the beach. At this point I'm done outruling the possibility that he wants to jump my bones so I start fooling with his clothing (what's left of it).

He undoes my pants (pulling them to my knees) and I slide off the panties he just put on. He crawls on top of me completely and starts grinding himself against what is obviously a full blown erection protected only by a paper thin layer of boxer briefs. I ditch those promptly and slip my hands underneath the cups of his bra and rub his delicious flat chest while he reaches down to grab my raging boner and position the tip between his thighs.

He rode me /b/, my 17 year old cousin rode me hard, God does exist.