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Who here knows otaku girls?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 18:51

My friends--we may be in the midst of a conspiracy. 

Let me tell you a story: back when I attended middle school, I was friends with a girl, a cute redhead.  This girl was unusual: first of all, she was as tall as any boy.  Second of all, she was quite well developed for her age, an early bloomer if there ever was one.  Thirdly, she had very prominent birthing hips; she was the ideal specimen, genetic wise, for a mate. 

The last oddity about her was the fact that she was, on the inside, a complete weeaboo.  She spoke random snippets of Japanese, read manga, and was an Inuyasha fangirl.  She also had two friends, not quite as weeabooish but otakus nontheless.  Though I didn't notice this at the time, those two girls had the  same physical qualities about them.  All three were also intensely giggly.

Years later, I know the redhead no longer, but am still acquainted with the other two.  Now, in this school, I learn that there was a friend from those two's elementary school that is an anime fangirl, has a prominent chest, and birthing hips, a very giggly girl as well.  Recently, I have discovered that there was  yet a fifth girl from these three's elementary school who, while I'm not yet positive about the weeabooness of her, has the same phsyical features, and an identical personality.

The clincher?  Throughout all these girls' lives, they have been friends with various lanky brown-haired boys with odd senses of humor. 

Tell me this isn't suspicious, /lounge/.  What about your lot? 

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 19:25

Bitches that don't exercise get larger breasts, if you didn't know, breasts = pocket of fat. Real ones, anwyay.

Also, they're fucking psychotic, just stay away from them. You're better off becoming a hermit. Like the rest of us.

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