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ITT:Origins of life and the universe

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-19 19:38

Well I dont know but it cant be God because who created God then?

Name: I NEED FOOD 2006-10-19 19:39

I KNOW ONE THING

FOOD IS IN PACKAGE

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-19 19:43

I know another thing...  I LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN

Name: I NEED FOOD 2006-10-19 19:43

GARBAGE CAN HAS NO PACKAGE ON FOOD

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-19 19:51

In the beginning, the universe was stiff.  By the will of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Fluid of Space began to boil, allowing the universe to become wet and plyable, and thus life began.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-19 21:40

I went back in time and ejaculated into subspace and thus the universe was born.

Therefore I AM YOUR GOD. WORSHIP ME FOR I HAVE CREATED YOU

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-19 22:04

I went back in time and someone ejaculated on me, then the universe grew out of my hair.  I'm still looking for the son of a bitch to this day...

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 0:16

>>7

Uhm... it wasn't me GOD OF THE UNIVERSE, nope no sir

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