Botany a la linné

Imagine yourself in a muddy hole deep down in the pits of Hell. With an ominous hole beside you.
This hole grows bigger and threatens to devour you with every slight move you make. You try to fill the hole with movement as sparse as possible.
You manage to fill the hole.
But now the hole appears on your hands and is spreading at an rather unpleasant speed.

What would you do?

So you've had sex with Connie Warren as well?!