how many people have you slept with?

for me, 60 something. i'm 23 and would have been much worse if it wasn't for a busy military life.

I'm sleeping with a girl as we type.  She hasn't woken up yet, but to anyone who can read this, I beg of you, save me!   I've been trapped in here for eighteen days, and she won't feed me!  Please, send help!