Name: GEORGE ZIMMER 2006-10-10 3:23
HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. WHILE I WAS TAKING A LEISURELY STROLL AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOUR GRANDMA WAS BENDING OVER, PICKING UP GROCERIES WHICH SHE DROPPED. I ALSO NOTICED THAT SHE WAS NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES. TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION, I RAN UP BEHIND HER, RIPPED OF HER DRESS AND GAVE HER TENDER, WRINKLED ASS ONE HELLUVA WHOMPING! SHE KEPT SCREAMING AND BEGGING ME TO CEASE FUCKING HER BRAINS OUT. UNFORTUNATELY, THE ORGASM CAUSED HER TO ASPLODE, LEAVING ME WITH ONE FUCKED-OUT GRANDMA, DEAD, IN MY ARMS.