4chan Ruined my Life

I honestly cannot interact with anyone my age because of you assholes.  Two girls touch each other--everyone else hoots and whistles like an idiot, I'm just sitting there thinking "how sheltered are you retards?"  Someone starts crying because their boyfriend broke up with them.  Should I care?  Is there a Shiny Pidgey involved?  No?  SHUT THE FUCK UP.  Oh, look!  You're a gurl loololololzlozlozlolozlzol!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111  Tits or GTFO, bitch. 

Thanks a lot, 4chan.  Assholes.

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Tsk.