4chan Ruined my Life

I honestly cannot interact with anyone my age because of you assholes.  Two girls touch each other--everyone else hoots and whistles like an idiot, I'm just sitting there thinking "how sheltered are you retards?"  Someone starts crying because their boyfriend broke up with them.  Should I care?  Is there a Shiny Pidgey involved?  No?  SHUT THE FUCK UP.  Oh, look!  You're a gurl loololololzlozlozlolozlzol!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111  Tits or GTFO, bitch. 

Thanks a lot, 4chan.  Assholes.

4chan is like heroin addiction for the introverted geek.   you fall in with a bad crowd but they accept anyone.  and soon they're the only ones that will accept.  the rest of society will smell the stench of 4chan on you and ostracize you more. this is your life