Name: Anonymous 2006-09-23 1:49
So my friends--I, am an aficionado of the martial arts; the eastern witchcraft; the oriental art; THE FLIPPY KICKY SHIT. And with this obsession comes the focusing side, the breathing, the ZEN. Using these previously hidden secrets I have taken steps to gaining COMPLETE CONTROL over my body heat. I can step out, into moderately cold weather, ball-shrinking weather, in naught but T-shirt and trousers, and call it cool and refreshing.
HOWEVER: one thing stops me from perfecting this technique. My wrists. They are spindly; thin; boney; skinny; IMPERFECT. It is because of these withered wrists, I believe, that I cannot give the gift of circulation and warmth to my most beloved of extremeties: the hands. While the rest of me brushes off the cold as if it were a drunk girl I got tired of fucking a long time ago, my hands redden and numb. I ask you Lounge, how can I fix this? How can I make my wrists thick and my hands warm? WHAT IS THE SECRET?
HOWEVER: one thing stops me from perfecting this technique. My wrists. They are spindly; thin; boney; skinny; IMPERFECT. It is because of these withered wrists, I believe, that I cannot give the gift of circulation and warmth to my most beloved of extremeties: the hands. While the rest of me brushes off the cold as if it were a drunk girl I got tired of fucking a long time ago, my hands redden and numb. I ask you Lounge, how can I fix this? How can I make my wrists thick and my hands warm? WHAT IS THE SECRET?