Name: Anonymous 2006-09-23 1:00
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty."
That's right. Three dollars and fifty cents... He wanted three dollars and fifty cents. So I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
But my little lady gave him a dollar... She gave him a dollar....
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty."
That's right. Three dollars and fifty cents... He wanted three dollars and fifty cents. So I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
But my little lady gave him a dollar... She gave him a dollar....