Why keep a handkerchief in the breast pocket?

It's so horrid.  Carry a set of tissues.  When it's in your breast pocket it festers in your clothing until the next wash.  It's as atrocious as wiping on one's own dress shirt.  The populace is deeply ignorant. 

POCKET SQUARE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT??

Excuse me?

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>>POCKET SQUARE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT??

no, as a matter of fact I have not learned the language of the great pocket square.

I have been too busy using them to blow my nose, for them to teach it to me.

My word.