Is it gay to bring a bagged lunch to work?

Is it gay to bring a bagged lunch to work? I am hopefully going to be getting my first real job out of college and I wonder if work is like high school and if this makes me gay or not in the eyes of my co-workers. I'm going to be working at a legal consulting place. In the "professional world" I'm pretty sure I don't need to be "cool" unless I work at MTV or Baskin Robbins. I should be fine unless I take it in an "uncool" lunchbox. I'd say it depends if the bag is pink or not. A bagged lunch is only gay if it contains A BOWL OF DICKS and it does depend on if the lunch is made of semen or not.

The money you save from making and bringing your own lunch can go into a high interest savings account for later investment. Yes, I am a Jew.