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WTF did I eat?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 13:25

4chon, I dunno what I ate, but whenever I do a small fart it smells like pure death. And I somehow have to fart lots. What could it have been that I ate? Aaaaarg

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 13:26

Anything that contains a lot of cellulose will do that.  This includes almost all vegetables, doritos, beans, etc...  

Usually smelly farts are caused by eating a lot of protein, so I bet you ate something that had meat and beans together in it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 13:51

>>2
Methane is the least offensive fart smell. Meat is almost completely digested in the gut and is not responsible for much of the components of the smell. Sulphur gives off a strong smell and I know that ther is a lot of sulphur in eggs.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 14:53

>>3
Nitrous gasses are pretty foul...  Amino acids contain nitrogen.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 16:21

I remember farting lots of sulphur when I changed diets suddenly. Don't remember to what though. Horrible horrible smell.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 16:57

>>5

You dirty stinking bastard, just eat normally for fuck's sake!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 17:12

>>4
that might explain it, amino acids, proteins etc.. all get broken down and absorbed easily but it's nitrogen is released and I guess a lot of nasty nitrogen compounds are left in dead gut bacteria

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 18:47

Such education on the subject of farting!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-18 19:26

>>7
well, nitrogen is an important part of amino acids, and usually gets absorbed whole.

However, if the bacteria in your gut uses it for energy instead of scaffolding (what proteins are for) it leaves behind a nitrogen atom completely useless in metabolism.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-19 6:04 (sage)

My farts smell like cheese.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 3:23


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