I took a shit 1 hour ago...

And my ass still burns!!! It feels like i got to shit again. I took a shit 1 hour before my last shit but i needed to shit again because i ate del taco macho natchos.

Anyway, the first shit wasnt that bad, but kinda painful. The second one had more runs in it. Like little small slippery things pop out splash the water and it got on my ass.

Now my ass kinda burns, but doesnt hurt and i got to shit again.

Sometimes Ive taken a shit, and my ass actually hurts like WTF serious discomfort.

wtf i going on?

Shit happens.

you may die.

you've got cancer in your sphincter

EAT KOSHER LIKE THE JEWS AND THESE GOYIM PROBLEMS WILL DISAPPEAR

24 hours