Why Are Homos So Odd?

They lisp, walk funny, have eyes that twirl and of course all their limp wrist gestures. Is this caused by all that dick sucking and taking it in the ass?

Because they're gay and they want everyone in the fucking world and their grandmother to know it.  They have invested their entire identity into it, and it's almost become like a sexual fetish for them to be in the public eye acting like that, and there's nothing anyone can say to them  because they're an "oppressed minority". 

Hell, that may be true, but think about that episode of southpark where Mr. Garrison shoved a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass.