Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 17:06
Looking for a fitting punishment for advertising? Cancer
- Added list of servers to block.
-Why am i posting this on FFXI forums? Because there are these ads here too. Just look above this post, chances are you're being bukakked with some retarded "offer". Sounds so much better than harassment, right? Offer?
Recently, my retarded nephew came over. I assumed, since he was my family, he must have been intelligent enough to at least solve the theory of relativity in 0,1 seconds. The results are surprising: I was wrong. The weekend after coming back, i noticed something strange. There was a gaping, dull yellow face looking at me from my desktop, in the form of a program: Smiley central.
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Resisting the urge to burn the now-tainted computer, i decided it's time to remove it. No problem; Ad aware got rid of it, but this was not the only thing he installed. He installed "MSN Content Plus". Now before i continue, MSN is a communication tool.
Since when are aneurysm inducing atrocities against human retinas required for communication? Did you ever hold up signs with disgusting yellow balls with faces painted on them in a conversation with your teacher? Well?
>>Mr Ferguson: You didn't make your homework?
You>> *Wooden sign with a picture of a yellow ball which has :( painted on it*
Yeah. I wouldn't put it past you.
Anyway, i dump all this crap, uninstall it, run ad-aware over it. Until... Ad. Do you have any idea how it is to see any kind of advertisement on my computer? It's like seeing a dragoon in a party, but rarer.
I felt like my IQ dropped a good 60 points, like the dulling thud to a child's stomach when rammed with a sledgehammer. I try to remove said adware manually, but no. I ended up having to restart my computer in safe mode, remove it there, all it's INI files conveniently scattered around the whole hard drive, and delete all registry files, and uninstall MSN.
Now i have a message for you people: Do not click on any ads. Do you understand that? All ads on the Internet are generally for things which are somehow harmful, abusive and/or invasive to your privacy, rights, general property or your sanity.
Do you even realize why there must be these ads? They are required to goad people into buying useless things they DO NOT NEED. Ad-aware doesn't advertise. Hell, allakhazam doesn't advertise itself. Firefox? Pass the kool-aid. Still, more people use these than they will ever use penis enlargement (not that some people don't need it around here), shady dating sides, "Free" X-boxes, or PC "Fixers".
Why is it nobody sane cares about these things? Why do people rather read my stupid shit i put up here than sites that these rats spend thousands of dollars of promoting, spamming, and shoving up everyone's ass? I'll tell you why: Because people are fed up of this stupid horseshit ads, they are sick of Internet marketing.
While you're cringing over a hundred popups, offers to get your penis enhanced, offers to "Hook up with hot singles in YOUR area!", buy a "Free" scan on "viruses", some rich CEO will be doing a line of coke off a hookers ass, while thinking of all the guilable morons that clicked his offer for "Hundreds of free smileys!".
If you're not someone who clicks on everything, just because "That's what you do", i commend you. Why do you think there are still free penis enlargement advertisements? Because people click on them.
People see the advertisement, and say "Hey wow, imagine how cool it would be if my penis was bigger. I'd probably get every girl in town."
I promise you this: Nothing good will ever come off it. Chances are, there is a blinking "Smiley Central" advertisement right above this post. Don't click it, don't be the big mass of idiots. Boycott adware. Spread the word, sig this post on any forums or online games with people who might click on ads.
Do i think this will help? No. But if even one less adware program is downloaded, it was worth typing this.
Servers to block
http://c4.maxserving.com
http://Media.adrevolver.com
http://ak.maxserving.com
http://ascension (.com i...g with it)
http://ads.shizmoo.com
http://adfarm.mediaplex.com
http://ak.bluestreak
http://content.media.com
http://smileycentral.com
http://ad.bannerconnect.net
http://ad.ad-flow.com
http://creative.clixor.cpm
http://www.paypopup.com
http://content.cpx
http://adultfriendfinder.com
http://www.bonus.com
http://graphics.passion.com
http://a.tribalfusion
http://cdn5.
http://adman.net
http://www.adultsponsor.com
http://4.adbrite.com
- Added list of servers to block.
-Why am i posting this on FFXI forums? Because there are these ads here too. Just look above this post, chances are you're being bukakked with some retarded "offer". Sounds so much better than harassment, right? Offer?
Recently, my retarded nephew came over. I assumed, since he was my family, he must have been intelligent enough to at least solve the theory of relativity in 0,1 seconds. The results are surprising: I was wrong. The weekend after coming back, i noticed something strange. There was a gaping, dull yellow face looking at me from my desktop, in the form of a program: Smiley central.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Resisting the urge to burn the now-tainted computer, i decided it's time to remove it. No problem; Ad aware got rid of it, but this was not the only thing he installed. He installed "MSN Content Plus". Now before i continue, MSN is a communication tool.
Since when are aneurysm inducing atrocities against human retinas required for communication? Did you ever hold up signs with disgusting yellow balls with faces painted on them in a conversation with your teacher? Well?
>>Mr Ferguson: You didn't make your homework?
You>> *Wooden sign with a picture of a yellow ball which has :( painted on it*
Yeah. I wouldn't put it past you.
Anyway, i dump all this crap, uninstall it, run ad-aware over it. Until... Ad. Do you have any idea how it is to see any kind of advertisement on my computer? It's like seeing a dragoon in a party, but rarer.
I felt like my IQ dropped a good 60 points, like the dulling thud to a child's stomach when rammed with a sledgehammer. I try to remove said adware manually, but no. I ended up having to restart my computer in safe mode, remove it there, all it's INI files conveniently scattered around the whole hard drive, and delete all registry files, and uninstall MSN.
Now i have a message for you people: Do not click on any ads. Do you understand that? All ads on the Internet are generally for things which are somehow harmful, abusive and/or invasive to your privacy, rights, general property or your sanity.
Do you even realize why there must be these ads? They are required to goad people into buying useless things they DO NOT NEED. Ad-aware doesn't advertise. Hell, allakhazam doesn't advertise itself. Firefox? Pass the kool-aid. Still, more people use these than they will ever use penis enlargement (not that some people don't need it around here), shady dating sides, "Free" X-boxes, or PC "Fixers".
Why is it nobody sane cares about these things? Why do people rather read my stupid shit i put up here than sites that these rats spend thousands of dollars of promoting, spamming, and shoving up everyone's ass? I'll tell you why: Because people are fed up of this stupid horseshit ads, they are sick of Internet marketing.
While you're cringing over a hundred popups, offers to get your penis enhanced, offers to "Hook up with hot singles in YOUR area!", buy a "Free" scan on "viruses", some rich CEO will be doing a line of coke off a hookers ass, while thinking of all the guilable morons that clicked his offer for "Hundreds of free smileys!".
If you're not someone who clicks on everything, just because "That's what you do", i commend you. Why do you think there are still free penis enlargement advertisements? Because people click on them.
People see the advertisement, and say "Hey wow, imagine how cool it would be if my penis was bigger. I'd probably get every girl in town."
I promise you this: Nothing good will ever come off it. Chances are, there is a blinking "Smiley Central" advertisement right above this post. Don't click it, don't be the big mass of idiots. Boycott adware. Spread the word, sig this post on any forums or online games with people who might click on ads.
Do i think this will help? No. But if even one less adware program is downloaded, it was worth typing this.
Servers to block
http://c4.maxserving.com
http://Media.adrevolver.com
http://ak.maxserving.com
http://ascension (.com i...g with it)
http://ads.shizmoo.com
http://adfarm.mediaplex.com
http://ak.bluestreak
http://content.media.com
http://smileycentral.com
http://ad.bannerconnect.net
http://ad.ad-flow.com
http://creative.clixor.cpm
http://www.paypopup.com
http://content.cpx
http://adultfriendfinder.com
http://www.bonus.com
http://graphics.passion.com
http://a.tribalfusion
http://cdn5.
http://adman.net
http://www.adultsponsor.com
http://4.adbrite.com