I glued my cock to my belly hair

I was fapping to lizardmen hentai, and now i cummed into the bush on my stomach and fell asleep... And not it's all clusterfucked up and i can't get my dick out, because the whole hair is glued together... I tried making it wet but that just made it stink like a dead dog ><. Can anyone help?

Use bleach.  And lots of it.

Then gb2/b/.

Oops.  /b/ is fuxxored.  Sux2BU!

pour boiling water on your dick.

come on!