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I like the taste of blood

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 7:04

I like to lick my own blood. not licking wounds, but the taste of my own blood.


I'd like to try someone elses blood, but I won't enjoy AIDS, and I don't want to join that emo vampire cult scene shit.


Help me 4chan! How do I get a girl to let me lick her blood. And what's the least painful way to bleed?


Not that kind of blood, 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 8:02

threee days..
threee days under that church, the corpses.. my familys
blood.. i was... so hungry

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 8:12

Hint: <b>It's the jew-owned media.</b>

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 11:17

if u keep a girl in the trunk of your car long enough, she will let you do anything to get out

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 13:01

>>1
Oral sex on a monthly basis. It won't hurt her anymore than usual, no need for cutting, and that particular blood is thicker and more nutrient rich.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 13:12

Buy chickens, drain 500mls of blood from their leg at a time every so often and dip bread in it and eat while it is still fresh.

Rotten blood is almost always lethal.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 14:03

poke a needle in your thumb. easiest way i think.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 14:10

punch you balls until they are swollen

masturbate and eat your bloodied semen

reply with pics

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 16:26

>>7 Thanks

>>5 Ew

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-07 18:06

eating your own blood is pointless

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 5:32

it tastes good.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 6:29

Hi i like to pretend i am a vampire and tell everyone on the internets about it

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 7:18

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Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 11:32

fucking ew indeed.

you could punch your nose and let it bleed into your mouth, but enough with the pseudo vampirism already.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 19:07

I can't believe no one said it yet: Become emo of course! Then you can cut yourself, enjoy it, suck your blood and claim you're a emo-goth-vamp all in one. You'll be the hero of every loser at your school.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 5:12

>>15
>don't want to join that emo vampire cult scene shit.

Name: 1 2006-09-09 5:55

It's the taste, not the thought of licking blood.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 6:23

>>17
just drink salty water. same taste minus the aids.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 12:39

>>16
Who cares, he obviously wants loser/internet popularity like all other goth/vamps who love blood. This will give them what they want.

It's the right thing to do.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 13:56

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 15:41

>>18 Orly.


How much salt? Had to gurgle salt water once for a choir I was in, freaking hated it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 16:56

>>21
10 tablesoons per gallon, add some iron powder in there as well.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 19:11

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