SHIT, LOUNGE

I JUST STUCK MY PEN INTO THE DVD PLAYER ON MY TV, AND IT'S STUCK.

WHAT DO I DO?!

I had a thought. If you were circumsized, your penis would just slide right out because what's happening is your foreskin is caught on the inner workings of the machine. However, being cut would mean you're a kike, so this here is a good thing! Congratulations!