Name: Anonymous 2006-09-05 17:49
Boycot Internet Explorer
It's sad some people still use this. Now you may think, why am i posting this in the FFXI main forums? Simple: Every 2 weeks or so, someone comes EMOing about the ads. Boo hoo, i clicked the party poker ad because they promised free money, and now my computer is haxed!! Call the waaaambuuuulaaaancccccceeee!
Explanations
But seriously. Why would you smear shit over your own face? I mean, i understand people at work using it, because they have no choice. Well, I'd get another job, but whatever. So I'm here to teach lobotomy patients about the cure for Virus Explorer, a simple, handy tool used for downloading Mozzila Firefox, a tool used for browsing the Internet.
What is Internet Explorer?
For some of you, you may be using linux, mac OS or other OSes, and might not be familiar with internet explorer. Internet explorer is the unofficial name of a program called "Virus Explorer", mainly used for beta-testing firewalls and antivirus applications. The program attempts to install various viruses, malware and adware, and is thus an extremely useful tool to test antivirus applications.
Sadly, in 2000 it became clear no firewall or antivirus could pass the test, and thus was the method of testing applications this way outdated. However, a test copy was left at Microsoft, and bill gates, frustrated because his company has been named after his manhood decided to unleash his frustration upon the world by including this program into each copy of windows.
A real picture of Internet explorer hidden settings.
Who uses Internet explorer?
Internet explorer is designed for being used by the whole family. Not any family of course (Unless you want divorcements over your wive using it), but this one:
Jack the Ripper
The arrapago Nipper
The anus Licker
Kermit de Kikker
Jij, de kleine Flikker
That's about as far as it goes. Of course, it's pretty obvious most work environment murders are committed when people find out they have to work with Virus Explorer. So for your Sanity spleen and my sanity, Boycot internet Explorer!!
Is there a cure for Internet Explorer?
Of course! The cure can be downloaded here. To completely cure all malware and adware, complete the circle by installing This, making an impenetrable barier of siingh fire, adamantine spikes and virgin blood that condemns any ad that even dears to step close to your computer to Hell
Panda
Yeah. Whatever.
Disclaimer: If you disagree with anything found in this post, you are wrong.
It's sad some people still use this. Now you may think, why am i posting this in the FFXI main forums? Simple: Every 2 weeks or so, someone comes EMOing about the ads. Boo hoo, i clicked the party poker ad because they promised free money, and now my computer is haxed!! Call the waaaambuuuulaaaancccccceeee!
Explanations
But seriously. Why would you smear shit over your own face? I mean, i understand people at work using it, because they have no choice. Well, I'd get another job, but whatever. So I'm here to teach lobotomy patients about the cure for Virus Explorer, a simple, handy tool used for downloading Mozzila Firefox, a tool used for browsing the Internet.
What is Internet Explorer?
For some of you, you may be using linux, mac OS or other OSes, and might not be familiar with internet explorer. Internet explorer is the unofficial name of a program called "Virus Explorer", mainly used for beta-testing firewalls and antivirus applications. The program attempts to install various viruses, malware and adware, and is thus an extremely useful tool to test antivirus applications.
Sadly, in 2000 it became clear no firewall or antivirus could pass the test, and thus was the method of testing applications this way outdated. However, a test copy was left at Microsoft, and bill gates, frustrated because his company has been named after his manhood decided to unleash his frustration upon the world by including this program into each copy of windows.
A real picture of Internet explorer hidden settings.
Who uses Internet explorer?
Internet explorer is designed for being used by the whole family. Not any family of course (Unless you want divorcements over your wive using it), but this one:
Jack the Ripper
The arrapago Nipper
The anus Licker
Kermit de Kikker
Jij, de kleine Flikker
That's about as far as it goes. Of course, it's pretty obvious most work environment murders are committed when people find out they have to work with Virus Explorer. So for your Sanity spleen and my sanity, Boycot internet Explorer!!
Is there a cure for Internet Explorer?
Of course! The cure can be downloaded here. To completely cure all malware and adware, complete the circle by installing This, making an impenetrable barier of siingh fire, adamantine spikes and virgin blood that condemns any ad that even dears to step close to your computer to Hell
Panda
Yeah. Whatever.
Disclaimer: If you disagree with anything found in this post, you are wrong.