Right, so I live in the Northwest and I just crushed the biggest spider I've ever seen up here with a printer cable. Brown son of a bitch, more long than wide, with front two legs far ahead of the back two legs. What the hell, lounge? I'm used to having to kill black ones with bodies slightly smaller and much shorter legs, but this guy looked like a fucking hobo spider. Why isn't this asshole down south where he can annoy someone else?
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Anonymous2006-09-02 2:38
The little shit was faking it! Damn it, now he's trying to hide under desks...
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Anonymous2006-09-02 2:41
Alright...I THINK he's dead. I lured him out in an EPIC BATTLE and attacked him with rolled up tissue paper which some how did not kill him. I buried him good on the second round though, and seeing as there's a smear on the floor and he hasn't scuttled out yet...I'd say the demon is slain.
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Anonymous2006-09-02 2:57
Dear lounge,
A green fly just flew into my forhead and died. Why does nature hate me?
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Anonymous2006-09-02 3:14
kill it with fire.
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Anonymous2006-09-02 4:06
With four legs, it's obviously a daddy-long-legs. Not a spider unless it has 8 legs.