Real reason why Americans are fat

For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health. 
It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1.   The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2.  The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3.  The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4.  The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5.  The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. 
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Amirite?!

americans are stupid and fail at everything except murdering thousands upon thousand of innocent women and child.

hell even Greece can kick their arse in basketball.