Name: The Four Postmen 2006-08-30 0:26
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine...
And how did you learn,
to kiss like that? Said the man
To his german shepherd
It's not polite
to talk when your mouth
is full of big bumblebees!
But it's quite okay
to love your mom,
as long as you don't get her pregnant!
EVERYBODY!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
There's something wrong with this song!
Cross my heart yes,
stick a finger in my eye no!
But wife, I'm telling the truth.
I've slept with your sister, your mom
and your dad,
and the second best sex
was you!
OH, rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub!
...
Need I say more?
And Jack Sprat,
Could no fat,
...
So he divorced her!
EVERYBODY!
I know that there's something wrong with this song
I just don't know, what it could be!
Yes I know that there's something wrong with this song,
I just don't know what it could be!
Oh god that sounds bad. Who's off!?
Drums?
Acoustic guitar? ("Not me man!")
That was bass wasn't it?
Aw crap...
...are we ready? Here we go!
What ever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler,
he was a good friend of mine.
I heard he died, but nobody cried,
instead they all chopped off their arms!
Oh well,
When in Rome...
Non compos mentis personum um grata Envino burita sen HA! (*PTOOIE!!*)
E Pleribus Unum, if to err is human,
Then boy am I glad we're in charge!
OH, a buddhist, a muslim, a nun, and a Jew
Were stuck in a hot air balloon!
It suddenly popped, no they prayed as it dropped,
It proves that GOD HATES US ALL!!
EVERYBODY!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
There's something wrong with this song!
...And as the wise man stood on top of the hill, naked and disgusting and dirty and...naked...
he shouted down to the angry villagers far below...
He said, "You may have won the battle, but
I'm....WHOA! I'm out of ammunition!"
He said, "Life isn't a bowl of cherries!
It's...it's...okay, maybe it is."
He said, "It's not the size that counts,
it's the woman that counts the size!"
He said, "You can't sue yourself
for writing an unauthorized autobiography."
He said, "If it first you don't succede...
Well, then, maybe you're a god damned loser."
He said, "It's not whether you win or lose!
It's whether -I- win or lose!"
He said, "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!
...unless it's floating face-down."
He said, "If you can't beat 'em,
let ME beat 'em!"
He said, "You can tell a lot about a guy by
How he strangles you!"
And lastly, he said, "Fight for peace,
Make love, not war!
...unless you love to kill!"
Right!
And as they stormed the mountain,
And kicked him to death, he said,
"One more thing", he said,
"Ow! Stop kicking me!
Ah shit! Ow! Not in the skull!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
And as the martian sat and waved
from the driver's seat on his hovering martian spaceship
on his way back to Jupiter, he offered these parting words of advice:
He said, "Do yourself a favor and stop this god damned song!"
But we...couldn't.
BECAUSE WE STILL DIDN'T KNOW:
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine!
I heard he died, but nobody cried,
instead they all chopped off their arms!
Well that sure makes sense,
he was loved by his fans,
But tell me, how did he die?
Nobody knows, they found him alone,
All bloodied with his arms by his side!
EVERYBODY!
I know that there's something wrong with this song,
I just don't know what it could be,
Yes, ah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
There's something wrong with this,
Something wrong with this,
Something wrong with this song!!
He was a good friend of mine...
And how did you learn,
to kiss like that? Said the man
To his german shepherd
It's not polite
to talk when your mouth
is full of big bumblebees!
But it's quite okay
to love your mom,
as long as you don't get her pregnant!
EVERYBODY!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
There's something wrong with this song!
Cross my heart yes,
stick a finger in my eye no!
But wife, I'm telling the truth.
I've slept with your sister, your mom
and your dad,
and the second best sex
was you!
OH, rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub!
...
Need I say more?
And Jack Sprat,
Could no fat,
...
So he divorced her!
EVERYBODY!
I know that there's something wrong with this song
I just don't know, what it could be!
Yes I know that there's something wrong with this song,
I just don't know what it could be!
Oh god that sounds bad. Who's off!?
Drums?
Acoustic guitar? ("Not me man!")
That was bass wasn't it?
Aw crap...
...are we ready? Here we go!
What ever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler,
he was a good friend of mine.
I heard he died, but nobody cried,
instead they all chopped off their arms!
Oh well,
When in Rome...
Non compos mentis personum um grata Envino burita sen HA! (*PTOOIE!!*)
E Pleribus Unum, if to err is human,
Then boy am I glad we're in charge!
OH, a buddhist, a muslim, a nun, and a Jew
Were stuck in a hot air balloon!
It suddenly popped, no they prayed as it dropped,
It proves that GOD HATES US ALL!!
EVERYBODY!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
Lah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
There's something wrong with this song!
...And as the wise man stood on top of the hill, naked and disgusting and dirty and...naked...
he shouted down to the angry villagers far below...
He said, "You may have won the battle, but
I'm....WHOA! I'm out of ammunition!"
He said, "Life isn't a bowl of cherries!
It's...it's...okay, maybe it is."
He said, "It's not the size that counts,
it's the woman that counts the size!"
He said, "You can't sue yourself
for writing an unauthorized autobiography."
He said, "If it first you don't succede...
Well, then, maybe you're a god damned loser."
He said, "It's not whether you win or lose!
It's whether -I- win or lose!"
He said, "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!
...unless it's floating face-down."
He said, "If you can't beat 'em,
let ME beat 'em!"
He said, "You can tell a lot about a guy by
How he strangles you!"
And lastly, he said, "Fight for peace,
Make love, not war!
...unless you love to kill!"
Right!
And as they stormed the mountain,
And kicked him to death, he said,
"One more thing", he said,
"Ow! Stop kicking me!
Ah shit! Ow! Not in the skull!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
And as the martian sat and waved
from the driver's seat on his hovering martian spaceship
on his way back to Jupiter, he offered these parting words of advice:
He said, "Do yourself a favor and stop this god damned song!"
But we...couldn't.
BECAUSE WE STILL DIDN'T KNOW:
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine!
I heard he died, but nobody cried,
instead they all chopped off their arms!
Well that sure makes sense,
he was loved by his fans,
But tell me, how did he die?
Nobody knows, they found him alone,
All bloodied with his arms by his side!
EVERYBODY!
I know that there's something wrong with this song,
I just don't know what it could be,
Yes, ah da dum da dee da dee da dee dee dee dee!
There's something wrong with this,
Something wrong with this,
Something wrong with this song!!