AMERICA IS DOOMED!!!

WHAT IF CHINA WITH THE HELP OF ALL OTHER NATIONS FOUND A WAY TO DISABLE THE LAUNCHING OF NUKES? WHAT ARE THE YANKS GOING TO DO THEN, HUH? THROW THE NUKES USING CATAPULTS, LOL

WITHOUT THE NUKES AMERICA IS POWERLESS AND WILL BE DESTROYED STRAIGHT AWAY.

AND DON'T SAY IT CAN'T HAPPEN 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW HOW SMART THEM CHINKS ARE AND HOW DUMB AMERICANS ARE

Καὶ πεμφθεὶς ὁ Τιμησίθεος ἧκεν ἄγων τοὺς ἄρχοντας. Ἐπεὶ δὲ ἀφίκοντο, συνῆλθον οἵ τε τῶν Μοσσυνοίκων ἄρχοντες καὶ οἱ στρατηγοὶ τῶν Ἑλλήνων· καὶ ἔλεξε Ξενοφῶν, ἡρμήνευε δὲ Τιμησίθεος· Ὦ ἄνδρες Μοσσύνοικοι, ἡμεῖς βουλόμεθα διασωθῆναι πρὸς τὴν Ἑλλάδα πεζῇ· πλοῖα γὰρ οὐκ ἔχομεν· κωλύουσι δὲ οὗτοι ἡμᾶς οὓς ἀκούομεν ὑμῖν πολεμίους εἶναι. Εἰ οὖν βούλεσθε, ἔξεστιν ὑμῖν ἡμᾶς λαβεῖν συμμάχους καὶ τιμωρήσασθαι εἴ τί ποτε ὑμᾶς οὗτοι ἠδίκησαν, καὶ τὸ λοιπὸν ὑμῶν ὑπηκόους εἶναι τούτους. Εἰ δὲ ἡμᾶς ἀφήσετε, σκέψασθε πόθεν αὖθις ἂν τοσαύτην δύναμιν λάβοιτε σύμμαχον.