Too lazy to move my bowels.

Oh, summer days. Anyone else?

bowels move involuntarily

i actually enjoy taking a shit, maybe do some reading while im in there. or fap.

>>3
You jerk off while you shit?

I can't enjoy anything in there because my family is always home and making noise outside the door or waiting to get in. Sometimes I wait until Sunday when they go to church to go in.

But in any case no, bowels do not move involuntarily, that's why your shit is still in your body and not on your computer chair. Plus, wiping, sitting down, cold tile floors, washing hands. Shit sucks!

>>4

You don't?!?!

>>5
that is gross. feces do not fix with fap. ewness.


>>4
pfft cold tiles arent that bad

>>3
They're called socks, wear them.

I take my dumps in the basement, in a little closet with a toilet in it.
No one bothers me down there because it used to be fucking disgusting but it's actually cleaner than it looks.
It's like the batcave and the fortress of solitude all in one down there.

Except the Batcave didn't smell like shit and semen.

>>8
Actually, It did.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

>>10
Nigger.