The secret daily lives of 4chaners thread.

here's the object of the thread: everyday you post something about your life in detail that you wouldnt divulge to real people.

i'll go first. today i stayed at home because i am broke, and have to forgo buying magazines as a result. spent whole day in bed, online.

How is this thread a secret when the general public can view it? :|
ANyways, I touch myself. A lot. 8+ times a day