The secret daily lives of 4chaners thread.

here's the object of the thread: everyday you post something about your life in detail that you wouldnt divulge to real people.

i'll go first. today i stayed at home because i am broke, and have to forgo buying magazines as a result. spent whole day in bed, online.

My wife beats me, she doens't like me at all really.  i can't taste all that well becasue she got me a few good headshots last weekend, she's also whacked me with a phone till i've bled all over.  i have to lie about stuff i never done that i gotta get away from to be able to get her out of my house cause she doesn't contrbute finacially here, and her 2 sexual affairs, and listng herself as single on myspace and saying she can't change it make it difficult for me to want to be around her and going below the radar to hopefully leave her soon.  I've got counsellors, and a legal defense team, i care about her and will try to be her friend but i can't put mysel back in that spot, where i'm fawn-eyed and lame, i will not deal with it.  thank god i stoped drinking last month (10-15 yrs wasted), or i would not be able to deal with this.
have fun.