The secret daily lives of 4chaners thread.

here's the object of the thread: everyday you post something about your life in detail that you wouldnt divulge to real people.

i'll go first. today i stayed at home because i am broke, and have to forgo buying magazines as a result. spent whole day in bed, online.

Today i finally received my new computer desk from the delivery man. (I live alone in Japan btw). I went outside to get a new mat, I felt ok walking around at first, then I started to think people were looking at me strange, so I quickly went back home after i bought the mat.

today i became aroused from a Pull-Ups commcercial :(

help guys what should i do??

Some dude came into the store last Tuesday with his smoking hot daughter. He brought his PC to get it fix (lots of add ware and viruses) and to have a DVD writer installed (he had a 32x cd-rom, lol). God damn she was attractive. She has a soft supple face, a nice arse, and nice tits. She was wearing pink track pants that really hugged her thighs and arse, and a tight top and I could literally see her breasts (No bra). Anyway, after I had finished cleaning up the PC and installing the drive and software, I had to show her how to use the drive and how to avoid and clean add ware and viruses. I spent the next 45mins with her sitting right next to me (I could see her tits in my peripheral vision). Every now and then, she would reach over to point at the screen, and when she did that, I could perfectly see her arse and undies, which were sticking out at the top.  I was semi hard the whole time.
   
I will not lie to you lounge. After they left, I quickly ran to the toilet to rub one out. Also, I’ve set up a web cam right on top of the monitor I use to show customers their PC, and I’ve got it hooked up to my main PC so if I ever get a hottie like that again, I can get it on video for later use :D

i'm dating this girl and things are going well and she makes me feel alright. an hour after seeing her, this girl i use to love knocks on my door, drunk and emotional. i haven't seen her for about a year. anyway, i lay her on my bed and get myself a blanket to sleep on the floor. she asks me to sleep with her on the bed. i have no intentions of fooling around with so i agree. she puts my arms around her and falls asleep. and thats all.

i know this is really anticlimactic, but the point is this is the kind of little thing to keep a secret. this girl i'm dating now really makes me feel alright, so why fuck it up so soon.

So far I've spent today playing pikmin, masturbating to tranny-porn, and eating a huge bowl of this stir-fry thing I got as take-away last night. I really wish I had some friends :(

So far today, I've slept and gone to work at my dead end job at Wal-Mart.  I am a worthless register slave and I wish I was dead.

I regularly have fantasies of my left leg hacked off. Completely; nothing left.

>>8
Why?  Like, as in, you're thinking about how it's be cool or awesome, or is it like a flash on something fearful?

I often have nightmares about my arms and legs being pulled off (wal mart kid here), and fantasy is not the word I'd use to describe it

im 34 and i got head from a 16 year old. it felt good at the time, but now it grosses me out. im disgusting.

ok, i've just woken up. i had breath that smelled like garbage but i brushed and now it's better. (god, morning breath sucks)

>>10
Why? Was she ugly?

My teeth are falling apart.  My breath smells like lake water whether i've brushed or not.  I've just stopped brushing.

I need to go to a dentist.

I'll play

I woke up at 5:34 called the power company. Rolled around in bed some more, got a drink of water. Went back infront of the computer. Browsed /newdis/ then made dinner. I then ate dinner and walked my dogs. Went back to the computer. Played video games, now it is 3 am. I am alone...so alone...is anyone there?

>>14
I'm here.  But I don't give a shit about you.

Go away.

>>14
your life sounds really desolate. how bout doing something with other people?

Every day i have to go through the hell of seeing my ex from across the street. because he works in the store across the street from my dad's house. maybe if i didn't see him all the time, i'd be able to get over him. but every time i see him walk by it makes me miss him more.

People seem to get really emotional around me. Why? Don´t ask me. I´m working as a salesman and everytime I sell a product I celebrate it by fapping. Sometimes I eat my cum.

i dont wear any clothes since i live alone, my dick i s hanging out all the time and I masturbate inbetween everything i do. I probably came about 8 times today. All that comes out is clear liquid.

>>17
;'(

I... I... khm... CAME !!! ^__________^;

at least you guys came.... my lil man won't even stand up anymore...

My wife beats me, she doens't like me at all really.  i can't taste all that well becasue she got me a few good headshots last weekend, she's also whacked me with a phone till i've bled all over.  i have to lie about stuff i never done that i gotta get away from to be able to get her out of my house cause she doesn't contrbute finacially here, and her 2 sexual affairs, and listng herself as single on myspace and saying she can't change it make it difficult for me to want to be around her and going below the radar to hopefully leave her soon.  I've got counsellors, and a legal defense team, i care about her and will try to be her friend but i can't put mysel back in that spot, where i'm fawn-eyed and lame, i will not deal with it.  thank god i stoped drinking last month (10-15 yrs wasted), or i would not be able to deal with this.
have fun.

>>15
Fuck you I don't want you anyway.
>>16
lol, nou?

I've had a lame day today. Woke up 6 am, drank a load of red bull and did some college homework on the computer. I fapped after reading through each chapter of my text book as a reward. Now I don't see spunk after fapping 15 times today.

I woke up at 10:00 AM, which was rather early for me, drank a few starbucks doubleshot things, got on the computer, posted on 4chan.

Haven't fapped yet.

I woke up at 12:30, which is early for me because I usually wake up at 14:00. I was B& from 4chan so I couldn't browse /b/, so I burned some porn instead. Then I read some more pages of the VforVendetta comic, then went to buy some paint to paint my closet. When I came back I ate and played Planescape Torment..

I am 20 and my only possession is £10.

I woke up around 08:00, WAY early for me because I usualy wake up around 12:00 - 13:00. I felt great because last night I took an alergy pill (which made me sleep deeply) + my bf left the window open while I slept (usualy he shuts the window and door and I get way to hot and it makes me feel bad).

Anyway I have been daydreaming about raping Athrun Zala all day. At leaste it's better than yesterday, when all day I daydreamed about cuming in the bellybutton of this guy I know on IRC. ...or is that worst? Well, whatever. I wish I could find some people who want to roleplay as gundam characters and have gay cybersex.

I woke up at 10 and stared at my ceiling until 11. I spent most of the day browsing forums on the internet.

Today i masturbated to Tifa getting raped by monsters and chocobos, then i fapped again thinking of the CP i saw last night.

Hopefully my post helped regain balance from the gayness posted by >>29

I woke up at 1pm, went outside and trimmed the grass by the rock wall that I missed while mowing the other day. I came back in and spent a few hours on 4chan and assprted forums. After that, I cleaned my desk, and dusted/rearranged my anime figure collection.

Right now I'm shopping online for socks. I'm completely addicted to cute socks >w<

last night i didnt do any hwk. i feel like a lazy slob.

i also ate crackers in bed while surfing youtube.

i woke up at 3am and played space cowboy online, then read Huxley until 5am. i fell asleep reading and woke up at 8am. then i went on 4chan and watched one episode of magical shopping boutique anime or whatever. after that i probably masturbated from 10am-5pm. then fell asleep until 9pm. since 9pm i've played castlevania, got raped in Advance Wars 2 and tried out two crappy adventure games.

ive been doing pretty much this for 2 months, ever since college ended. sometimes ill walk through the woods and swamp at 5am before the sun comes up. i used to have a big beard but it's gone now. i have one friend and hes an asshole. he lives 2 blocks away and i talk to him a lot, but i havent seen him in about a year.

i made that big titty sister thread, too.

>>29
Fag
>>30
Your life sucks
>>31
No
>>32
Weeaboo faggot, fatty. Those socks don't fit your fat ass.
>>33
Gb/2/newgrounds you 15yr old faggot.


I woke up around 3pm, went to the office, did some work (Cove base since the new carpet just went down) - Got back home around 6, made dinner. Did some taxes, after walking my dogs, then played some counter-strike. Now I play more video games as I wait for death,

>>35
clearly you are bitter because you are much more of a loser than everyone else who posted. (i mean christ who the hell still plays counter strike?????)

>>36
People who play counter strike. Probably YOU

ive never played that in my life. all i know is that its a shooting game that young men played circa the 90s.

Of all the people who posted here, so far, which poster do you think is a loser to the smallest extent E.G, the opposite of the worst loser.

Wow after seeing all the replies here I wish I had something as good to come up with.
I don't, so today, I got 40get, bitches.