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Penis Enlargement?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 0:26

No, this isn't some fail advertisement.  This is kind of a support thread, but there are probably other guys who'll get use out of this, so contributions are appreciated.

Anyways, this is kind of divided into a few questions.

1.  At what age did your penis grow the most?

2.  What do you think of penis enlargement methods?

3.  I'm nearly 16 (I can feel the flames coming on already -_-) and I have a 5.5 inch cock.  Would it be worth it to try a penis enlargement method now, or should I wait for a while, or not do it entirely?

Seriousness preferred when answering this question, and thanks a bunch. ^_^

Oh, and here are some free penis enlargement forum links.  This isn't something you buy - it's basically a stretching method.

http://www.cheekycherry.com/
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/index.php?
http://www.peforum.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=6
http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 0:34

...-_-;;

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 3:18

IF A MAN ISN'T AT LEAST 10BULLION INCHES LONG THEN HE IS A WORTHLESS PEEICE OF SHIT WHO SHOULD JUST CUT HIS DICK OFF FOR BEING SO PATHETIC YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PATHETIC SO BUY OUR PRODUCTS NOW!  WHEN EVERYONEELSE IS HUGE YOU'LL STILL BE SMALLE AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX AT ALL AND RAPTORS WILL GOUGE YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT!

I fucking hate society...  People are made to be concerned with useless shit.  It's like those kids who spend hundreds of dollars (and they work hard for that shit, yo!) earned at a local bugertown on a car stereo system, and then in conversation you come to find out that they don't like music all that much in the first place.

Most women don't care about penis size.  The minority who do care are personally flawed anyway; they only want the guys who has a quality that everyone "admires".  They want to use you to show off, or to make men who don't have large penii feel inferior.  The clitoris, the site of orgasm for a woman, is near the front of their vangina, not some place deep inside.  They have no reason to care at all. 

Why the fuck do you care then?  Because your friends do.  Because in middle school, all your friends said that you were the one with the "small dick".  That's the same reason why you said that to other people.  It's the reason why you're preoccupying yourself now.

Sometimes I just want to rip your fucking throats out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 3:19

>>3
someone has a tiny dong lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 3:20

>>4
same person it was me, lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 3:21

>>3
>>4
>>5
>>6
same person it was me, lol. got it right this time

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 4:39

You have a small dick, right?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 4:45

>>3
i understand you have small penis. can i interest you in some penis enlargement pills?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 4:49

Tieny tieny tieny u shuld eat more protein!!!!!!!1111

Name: 3 2006-08-11 5:18

Actually no, not really.  7"  (measured just now, for this thread.) Not tiny, not huge either.

I just don't think it's something you should expend much time worrying about.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 5:46

>>1-139

same faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 12:17 (sage)

Nuke this shitty thread.

Name: Two Tone Charlie 2006-08-11 12:56

After having researched these things, I can safely tell you that all penis enlargement pills are just hype. They merely consis of mineral compounds that increase circulation. You get the same effect with a multi-vitamin.

Even then it doesn't truely "enlarge" your penis. All it does is make it thicker, giving it the apperance of enlarge ment. Then it's not as hard, blah blah blah.

What I am getting at is that the only true way to make your cock bigger is time. Most men don't stop maturing pysically until the age 19 to 21. So don't worry about it. And besides, you're average length.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 20:39

>>13 didn't read the thread...

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-11 20:53

In fact, no more dick threads for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 0:05

JACK SPARROW DOES NOT APPROVE

Sorry, /b/tard moment

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 0:36

IN B4 FORGOT MY HAT.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 0:51

YOU MEAN THE HAT THAT COVERS MY 2 INCH PENIS?

I THINK THAT SCURVY BASTARD OMASTAR HAS IT.  ARRRRR

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 11:05

>>3
truth
>>1
insecure+too young GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 12:09

lol at the middle schoolers who think penis size matters.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 12:30 (sage)

>>20
It does.  If it's too small you can't masturbate properly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 21:41

YARR MATIES, DON'T MOCK HIM.  HE BE WANTING TO PLEASE HIS LASS.

OR LADDIE, IF HE SWINGS THAT WAY.









IN WHICH CASE HE IS A FAG.  AND I WANT MY HAT BACK.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 23:15

Have you tried looking at pictures of ass?  That should cause some enlargement.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 23:45

>>Have you tried looking at pictures of booty?  That should cause some enlargement of your wallet!

ARRRR, FIXED, MATIE

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 17:47

Croatians have nice dicks. usually 10 to 11 inches

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 18:47

Does breast size mean anything outside of sex? No? Then neither does the size of your pen0r. And sad thing is, it means far less to them than breast size does to us.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 19:36

Penises are all crenalated and ugly, boobs are like, all smooth and pretty....  you want to touch them lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 19:47

>>24
Stop

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:12

>>29
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 5:32

Natural Erection Enlargement Exercises : http://www.penisadvantage.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 16:20

>>30
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 3:05

>>32
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-07 13:25

>>33
Tsk.

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