"Metro sexual" = gay

There's no two ways about it. All this small, tight t-shirt wearing, jel in hair, pink shirt, fake holes in clothing crap is gay. chicks who respond to this are actaully fag hags. There, the truth is out.

you can look good and spend time doing it without being a self absorbed asshole.
if youre sensible and considerate eg not affecting other ppls time its fine