Joke

An old couple are sitting in church when the wife leans over to her husband

"Sweety, i just let out a silent fart....what should i do?"
"Well for starters, change your hearing aid batteries!"

A man wrapped in cellophane walks into a psychologist's office and frantically says, "Doc, doc, I need your help." And the doctor calmy replies, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."