Name: Anonymous 2006-08-02 4:14
The father stands on the sidewalk by an alleyway, speaking to a homeless man with his pregnant wife, 2 year old daughter, 16 year old son.
Father : We have a wonderful act for you!
Man : Why are you telling me this?
Father : Just watch!
The Father takes out some glowsticks, lights them up and then shoves them in his wife's vagina and crams them through the cervix. Meanwhile, his son picks up the daughter and begins ripping off her clothes down to the diaper. Then he begins to piss all over her. The father then hits a boombox which plays the song "Into the Groove" by Maddona. After he does this he shits into his wife's mouth and she starts giving him a blow job. His son stands over his father's face and lowers his testes into the father's mouth. The daughter gets behind the mother and starts licking her twat. This goes on for a few minutes until the mother looks toward the alley and whistles. A German Shepard dressed as a Nazi comes out and begins fucking the daughter. Then the son starts shitting on the dog, the mother then starts pissing on the father to wash the shit off. When the son finishes the dog comes all over the daughter, the son comes on the dog, the dog then licks all the shit and come off himself. The mother starts licking the come off the daughter and the father starts fucking his boy in the ass. After the father comes on his son's ass. They all gather around the mother, who is then lifted onto a table and they call out a few doctors who abort the fetus in the mother. They take out the glowsticks and tie them to the umbilical cord and start swinging them around. Then the music is switched to Sandstorm and they all start dancing with shit piss and come all over them, the dog gets excited by this and bites the father in the crotch. He starts bleeding. The doctors are long gone, so the mother takes the daughter's diaper and wrings it out onto the wound. The son takes a copy of the Qur'an, the Torah, and the Bible and starts jerking off onto them. The mother then starts sucking off the dog. The father is fucking the aborted fetus with his bloody cock. After the dog snaps at the mother, she bites off his cock and swallows it. The son comes on the books and then sets them on the puddle of blood. Next he starts chewing the dog's tail and eating it. The father comes into the fetus and rips it apart and shoves it down his daughter's throat. Then he too starts eating the dog alive. After the dog is nothing but bones they throw whats left of the dog in the air. Stick some bottle rockets off from the mother's ass and then stand up and take a bow.
Man : What the hell?
Mother : We're the Aristocrats...
Man : What the Hell? Isn't this a Joke?
The Man wakes up, rubs his eyes, after getting dressed and making breakfast he calls his dog over, rubs peanut butter all over his crotch, and lets the dog lick it off as he sits at his computer browsing /b/.
Father : We have a wonderful act for you!
Man : Why are you telling me this?
Father : Just watch!
The Father takes out some glowsticks, lights them up and then shoves them in his wife's vagina and crams them through the cervix. Meanwhile, his son picks up the daughter and begins ripping off her clothes down to the diaper. Then he begins to piss all over her. The father then hits a boombox which plays the song "Into the Groove" by Maddona. After he does this he shits into his wife's mouth and she starts giving him a blow job. His son stands over his father's face and lowers his testes into the father's mouth. The daughter gets behind the mother and starts licking her twat. This goes on for a few minutes until the mother looks toward the alley and whistles. A German Shepard dressed as a Nazi comes out and begins fucking the daughter. Then the son starts shitting on the dog, the mother then starts pissing on the father to wash the shit off. When the son finishes the dog comes all over the daughter, the son comes on the dog, the dog then licks all the shit and come off himself. The mother starts licking the come off the daughter and the father starts fucking his boy in the ass. After the father comes on his son's ass. They all gather around the mother, who is then lifted onto a table and they call out a few doctors who abort the fetus in the mother. They take out the glowsticks and tie them to the umbilical cord and start swinging them around. Then the music is switched to Sandstorm and they all start dancing with shit piss and come all over them, the dog gets excited by this and bites the father in the crotch. He starts bleeding. The doctors are long gone, so the mother takes the daughter's diaper and wrings it out onto the wound. The son takes a copy of the Qur'an, the Torah, and the Bible and starts jerking off onto them. The mother then starts sucking off the dog. The father is fucking the aborted fetus with his bloody cock. After the dog snaps at the mother, she bites off his cock and swallows it. The son comes on the books and then sets them on the puddle of blood. Next he starts chewing the dog's tail and eating it. The father comes into the fetus and rips it apart and shoves it down his daughter's throat. Then he too starts eating the dog alive. After the dog is nothing but bones they throw whats left of the dog in the air. Stick some bottle rockets off from the mother's ass and then stand up and take a bow.
Man : What the hell?
Mother : We're the Aristocrats...
Man : What the Hell? Isn't this a Joke?
The Man wakes up, rubs his eyes, after getting dressed and making breakfast he calls his dog over, rubs peanut butter all over his crotch, and lets the dog lick it off as he sits at his computer browsing /b/.