i'ma guy, and i know i'm not gay, but when i'm in the shower or i'm masturbating, i'll sometimes sick my finger up my ass a few centimeters. is this normal?
And not sick in any sense because 1) You are in a shower, supposedly here all laws of germs abound are ignored, and 2) In the acts of self-pleasure your mind is not playing with a full deck.
Sometimes during orgasm I think very open-minded things which only lasts about three seconds before I stop and think "Did I seriously just consider politics 'interesting'?"