okay 4chan heres a joke

Okay, a couple are in the top of a bunkbed, with a man in the bottom. The couple want to have sex, so the husband says, "Pretend we are making a sandwich!" So, they start having sex, stating remarks like "ILL SLAP ON A TOMATO!" or "GIMME THAT CUCUMBER BABY!". Eventually, the guy at the bottom wakes up with some white stuff on him, he replies "Hey, stop doing things so crazy up there, you're spilling the mayonaise!"

in one version he eats it so yeah

How's a packie keep the flies off her food?





Opens her legs.