/lounge/ - y helo thar 4chan

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:09

im a newcomer to 4chan. i come of gamefaqs, but i was banned there, twice, so you're my last resort for means of entertainment.

i suspect that i'll hang around here for a couple of weeks and then think that this is all too offensive to my liking and then leave in disgust.

<3 *expects flames*

oh and i was as confused as hell when i went to the image boards. then i came here and felt somewhat more comfortable. but that frame on the left is pissing the hell out of me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:12 (sage)

http://dis.4chan.org/vip/

CLICK IT

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:13

dot dot dot.

whats my gaurantee that it's not tubgirl?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:14

alright, i clicked it. thanks for the link.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:17

offensive? offensive is funny. so are shock images.

get used to it, love. <3

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:21

actually, whats annoying me now is that there's not recognition for the users...it seems everyone just leaves themselves anonymous.

anyway, this seems like a fun place nonetheless. as long as you don't barrage me with disturbing images that will ruin my teenage years.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:29

Dude, you suck a trolling. Seriously.

Superjerk > fry

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:29

Actually, it's nothing I'm proud of and I still regret to this day. But I digress.

When I was 12, I told some of my friends that I thought I was gay. My one friend, Jessica, knew this gay 15 year old guy and showed him my picture. He thought I was cute. We talked for not even two days, and the next day, he came over. He started feeling my dick through my pants, and I felt his. I pulled down his pants, and he had this huge 9 inch boner. I sucked him off, then we did some jacking off to eachother. He did me up the ass for a bit. It REALLY hurt. I couldn't walk right for a few days, and it bled. Then we just jacked eachother off until we came.

I felt so bad after that. Mainly because I find sex a mutual thing that you should do in a relationship. (ohexploitable, a moralistic gay guy!)

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:31 (sage)

I am an exorcist who drove out an evil spirit from >>1.
I'm very sorry >>1 had started this thread.
I apologize if this thread has hurt your feelings.
Normally >>1 is a kind boy who could not harm even a fly.
But one day, out of curiosity >>1 played Kokkuri-san.
He may have done it only for fun, but his curiosity affected his fate.
What occurred to >>1? An evil spirit possessed him.
>>1 was no longer what he had been.
Everyday, with raising a strange cry, >>1 would urinate, defecate, or wound himself suddenly.
Then >>1 would sit at the personal computer in his room obsessively, devote himself completely to destroying bulletin boards.
His parents were completely at a loss what to do with their son, asked me to exorcize the devil from >>1.
I rushed to >>1's home and what I saw was a horrible sight.
>>1's whole body was covered with scars. He gave off a bad smell.
>>1 was muttering "Mansei, Mansei" in a low voice.
Right away, with uttering an incantation, I sprinkled Holy water on >>1.
An ordinary devil would have gone away at this point.
But this one was hard to defeat. At the end I was yelling at it, rather than uttering an incantation.
After the struggle I had succeeded in driving out this devil from >>1.
Now peace had returned to his family.
I believe >>1 will never behave eccentrically, nor start a thread like this.
To the readers of my letter, let me give you some advice, though it may be superfluous. It would be better to keep away from Kokkuri-san and the like.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:31

>>8
pics or gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:34 (sage)

gb2gamefaqs faggot

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:35

kk lol

isnt there some rule against impersonation? I think i'm going to stop uh...posting under this name? nah ill still post and hopefully someone regocnizes me.

i hope this doesnt end up like those movies where it's like "NO IM THE REAL FRY" and then the other guy says "NO HES LIEING I AM"

and the members of 4chan have to shoot one and they shoot me.

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:36

NO IM THE REAL FRY

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:37

NO HES LIEING I AM

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:37

>>11

i would, but id just get banned again. plus usermap axe= sux. i can't make an account unless i clear my cookies.

and i realized that i come of looking like fag in this thread, but it's just because everyone else is fucking anonymous.

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:37

lol <3333

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:37

>_>

shoots >>14

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:38

lawlz forgot to put the stars

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 2:38

>>12
4chan is about anonymous posting. using a name in hopes of getting some recognition on an internet message board is just silly. read this for more info:

http://wakaba.c3.cx/shii/shiichan

Name: fry 2006-07-31 2:39

haha, oh you 4chan

Name: negro !Xpt7TKvbTc 2006-07-31 2:40

makes sense to me.

Anonymity counters vanity. On a forum where registration is required, or even where people give themselves names, a clique is developed of the elite users, and posts deal as much with who you are as what you are posting. On an anonymous forum, if you can't tell who posts what, logic will overrule vanity.

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