Name: Iori Branford 2006-07-31 2:30
I don't know whether it's a skit or a bad joke or what. It sort of goes something like:
Prince wants to marry daughter of King and Queen, goes and asks Pawn to pass along his proposal, so Pawn asks Knight who asks Bishop who asks Rook who asks Queen who asks King. King says no, which gets passed back down the line, so Prince gets mad and kills Pawn.
He then asks Knight who asks Bishop who asks Rook who asks Queen who asks King. When the answer is no, Prince kills Knight.
He then asks Bishop who asks Rook who asks Queen who asks King. The answer is no, and Prince kills Bishop.
He then asks Rook who asks Queen who asks King. The answer is still no, so Prince kills Rook.
He then asks Queen who asks King. When the answer is no...well, you know.
Then, just to save time, he kills King. Unfortunately, Princess turns out to be a total hag so Prince kills her too.
Repeat ad infinitum, increasing tempo with each repetition.
Prince wants to marry daughter of King and Queen, goes and asks Pawn to pass along his proposal, so Pawn asks Knight who asks Bishop who asks Rook who asks Queen who asks King. King says no, which gets passed back down the line, so Prince gets mad and kills Pawn.
He then asks Knight who asks Bishop who asks Rook who asks Queen who asks King. When the answer is no, Prince kills Knight.
He then asks Bishop who asks Rook who asks Queen who asks King. The answer is no, and Prince kills Bishop.
He then asks Rook who asks Queen who asks King. The answer is still no, so Prince kills Rook.
He then asks Queen who asks King. When the answer is no...well, you know.
Then, just to save time, he kills King. Unfortunately, Princess turns out to be a total hag so Prince kills her too.
Repeat ad infinitum, increasing tempo with each repetition.