first make sure you are ready to "come" a little bit before lean against the wall with your feets. this will make you head laying on the ground while your cock is right above you.
now try to aim a bit and voila! :D
note: this position doesn't feel as good as just laying on the bed.. so make sure you are to come when you move over with you feets.
you can just hunch over really far forward. It happened to me once when I was trying to suck myself off. I wouldn't recommend it. Although I was probably just imagining it the smell seemed to last for ages. Also (if you're a guy) the memory of a cock jizzing in your face it not one you forget quickly.
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Anonymous2006-07-26 23:52
bit its a good feeling/smell ig youre bi/gay ^___~
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Anonymous2006-07-27 0:17
fucking degenerates
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Anonymous2006-07-27 3:21
experts told me sperm in your mouth last for around 5 years to be erased completely ^^
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Anonymous2006-07-27 6:48
sometimes if I stretch enough I can cum in my mouth. don't need my face.
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Suomynona2006-07-27 18:55
Do what I do, lay in bed on your back, swing your legs up till they're touching the headboard or a wall, your cock should now be pointed right at your face/mouth, beat off and enjoy.
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Anonymous2006-07-28 4:49
4chaners aren't cool enough to pull off such a move. this is because none of you can even see your feet. hah!!
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polio peckr2006-07-28 5:57
and what if you broke your back during this situation? the medics and family would walk in to a crippled, cummy faced, crying heap of a cretin.
i have a hardware fan in my room blowing at top speeds toward my cock. i look strongly at my cock with determination (this is important to get the aim correct and the overall mood). then when ready to cum i just aim in the air (while still having that strong look) and shoot it high as i can the fan will then blow it to my face.
careful to not get it in your eyes it stings (messed up my first try)
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:
'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said she whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
The pleasure of yelling inside to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air cummed inside.
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Anonymous2010-01-16 15:08
I tried what OP recommended multiple times but it only worked once.
Felt weird, but I should do it again some time.
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Anonymous2012-02-19 6:21
It's hard to cum with my legs like that. Think of a better way, ppl!
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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