Name: Ass 2006-07-24 0:18
HELLO!!!!!!!!
I just have to say, I hate the phrase, "butt ugly". First of all, because I happen to find the butt the most sexy thing in the universe... but I also happen to have some authority on this topic. You see, I have seen many naked people up close. Even the really ugly people, their asses are not that ugly. An ass is an ass. Sure, some asses are sexier than others.... but the ass of a really hideously ugly person is usually no uglier than the ass of an average looking person.
From my experience of seeing many naked people of all kinds up close, I have determined that there are other areas of the body much uglier than the ass. Personally, I think there are three areas of the body that make people look REALLY ugly. The ugliest part that a person can have is their guy. The worst thing a person can have is a bunch of gross extra wrinkly flab down there. Old people get this, pretty much inevitably. An old person will look not ugly.... not sexy.... but not ugly until you get a look at their stomach with no clothes. EEEEWW!!! That is why they invented clothes.
The other ugly thing a person can have is CANKLES!!!!!! Cankles are so much uglier than the ugliest ass.
Asses really aren't that bad. Even fat, cellulite asses are not that ugly. It's just a big wad of skin. Skinny asses aren't bad either. They're ugually just a smooth area of the body. Therefore, I say that the phrase, "butt ugly" should be eliminated from the universe because butts aren't that ugly. Guts are ulgy. Use the term, "gut ugly" instead. Or "Cankle Ugly"... but that doesn't sound as good.
Good night.
I just have to say, I hate the phrase, "butt ugly". First of all, because I happen to find the butt the most sexy thing in the universe... but I also happen to have some authority on this topic. You see, I have seen many naked people up close. Even the really ugly people, their asses are not that ugly. An ass is an ass. Sure, some asses are sexier than others.... but the ass of a really hideously ugly person is usually no uglier than the ass of an average looking person.
From my experience of seeing many naked people of all kinds up close, I have determined that there are other areas of the body much uglier than the ass. Personally, I think there are three areas of the body that make people look REALLY ugly. The ugliest part that a person can have is their guy. The worst thing a person can have is a bunch of gross extra wrinkly flab down there. Old people get this, pretty much inevitably. An old person will look not ugly.... not sexy.... but not ugly until you get a look at their stomach with no clothes. EEEEWW!!! That is why they invented clothes.
The other ugly thing a person can have is CANKLES!!!!!! Cankles are so much uglier than the ugliest ass.
Asses really aren't that bad. Even fat, cellulite asses are not that ugly. It's just a big wad of skin. Skinny asses aren't bad either. They're ugually just a smooth area of the body. Therefore, I say that the phrase, "butt ugly" should be eliminated from the universe because butts aren't that ugly. Guts are ulgy. Use the term, "gut ugly" instead. Or "Cankle Ugly"... but that doesn't sound as good.
Good night.