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so, my little brother [9 years old] just said that for his career, when he grows up, he wants to work at mcdonalds.

what job did you want when you were a little kid, http://dis.4chan.org/lounge/?

Well, since you asked me directly, I wanted to be a huge interweb board of insanity and thrills. And 3000GETS of "This thread has over 1000 posts, you can't reply anymore."

My dream came true. I work for the great overlord 4chan's moot. I enjoy my job, but the pay still sucks though. I basically rely on the pity donations of you losers, er, I mean welcomed patrons.

>>2


YOU WIN TEN INTERNETS. WHERE ARE YOU GOD HEH

>>2
!!!!!!!!!

When I was 4, shortly before the Iron Curtain fell, I dreamed of flying around in a spaceship and killing soviets.  My dad worked for Lockheed, and would sometimes say stuff like "I wish I could tell you about all the cool stuff I design, but in the Government's eyes anyone who doesn't have clearnance to hear about classified stuff is a spy for the USSR.  And those who do have clearance are probably spies."

I don't have job. :( I live in my paren'ts basement. My dream is to be loli-slave.

I'm guy btw. :(

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

>>7
Nigger.