Household items best for anal stimulation?

My girlfriend is coming back from a 2-week vacation and we are planning a little something together but I need something that would work really good for anal stimulation with anything in the house that might work because we need it maybe something like a large marker or something preferebly better maybe. COMON GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT.

A baseball bat.

>>2
no two

drumsticks

PS2 Dual Shock Controller.

Penis.

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Buy the Wii and stick the controller in her while trying to play a game, best for co-op games.

>>8
I never said it was for her..

how about the obvious: your cock
or a carrot or cucumber (they're non-toxic, pieces won't come off in your ass, and they can be peeled to size)

>>6
>>10
see >>9

>>11

someone elses' cock?

taiko drum master stick

a handle off of something O.o?

Just use what I use, an old glass testtube from those kiddy science kits. some are pretty tiny but I have one thats about an inch thick an 7 inches long. Or find a bowel of wax fruit, usually they have fake bananas you can use, the real ones tend to get mashed on entery. Just look for anything smooth (slightly bumpy or rippled if desired) and elongated thats not too wide, like a flouresent lightbulb, or a polished bedpost knob, my mom has this battery powered back massager with a long smooth handle that makes a terrific vibrater

This topic got me looking around my house for new toys and in the linen closet, where we keep the towels and stuff, I found a toilet plunger with a clear ribbed plastic handle. *ding* I hit upon the idea to use a phone book, the couch and coffee table to hold the thing in place with about 5-6 inches sticking up between the couch and table add a touch of lube and go to town. Nothing like having a real cock though. You can find these cheap plungers at nearly any store for a buck.




(god I wish I had a boyfriend, I'm sick of dreaming about being with someone only to wake up and find the bed empty *and the sheets soiled*)

Toilet plunger handle, new I would hope

Tried veggies?

go buy a dildo!
underage? have someone else buy it for you!!
still too embarassed? have an online friend that knows youre bi buy a dildo for you and have them ship it to you... that way you can be sure there wont be any labeling.. i did the latter with a set of anal beads, it works.

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>>21
Nigger.

I use a Gillette Fusion Proglide. Feels awesome.

Hitting congress one car at a time.