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How do I consoled friend?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 22:50

Okay, so a friend of mine just got dumped by her boyfriend because apparently he saw her hanging out and talking with his brother and best friend, and got jealous (WTF?). She is quite depressed and pissed off right now, and I just can't find the words to console her because this is the first time I've ever had to. Help me lounge. How do I consoled friend?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 23:34

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Well, let me tell you what my #1 consolation thing is. Offer to have sex with her! Everybody loves sex, right? Just casually tell her that you will give her a good "cheer up" fucking and if she doesn't accept you should leave her because she's a frigid bitch and nobody wants a frigid bitch for a friend.

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