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What can't you buy with money?

Name: Ikillmyfriends 2006-07-06 0:41

Dear 4chan,

What in the world can't be bought with money?

Love,
Ikillmyfriends

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 0:46

a dinosaur.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 0:47

real love?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 0:52

>>1

Your mom, since shes free

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 1:24

you cant buy niggers anymore

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 1:42

moot cause he jumped the shark but didn't and the shark ate him

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 2:09

Chuck Norris.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 3:38

LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 3:47 (sage)

>>8
fag

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 8:01

can't buy you love

lol jk it can

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 8:05

reason.
they keep trying, yet no-one has sold it.
it buys plenty of stupidity though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 8:41

little girls

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 8:45

>>12
sure it can

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 8:50

>>13
you need candy first

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 8:51



 *BEWARE*
   >>13 is FBI

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 11:26



 *BEWARE*
   I LIVE

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 12:51

I think you can't buy souls with it

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 15:34

>>17

You can , there are corporations which profit on that... the inernetz is seriouse businesss.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 15:40

You can't buy the Earth with money.

But Chuck Norris can! Heck, he doesn't even need to pay!

Name: dark !UN412BdHRI 2006-07-06 15:43

YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE.

Oh. Wait. Yeah, technically you can.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 15:51

YOU CAN'T BUY SEX...
OH WAIT

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 15:59

YOU CAN'T BUY INTERNET...
OH WAIT

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 16:02

You can't buy the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 16:39

YOU CAN'T BUY MONEY

I WIN

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 16:47

>>24
Wins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 17:18

>>24
But you can! It's called exchanging. There is one thing however money can't buy. That is true loyalty. Everything else can be bought.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 17:52

>>26
But you can! It's called having a military without even a high school degree overall. There is one thing however money can't buy. That is--UDADA!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! ZA WARUDO!! Toki wo tomai!! Soshite, ga ugoki desu...

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 18:12

>>26

you can too buy true loyalty.. ever heard of a mercenary?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-06 23:20

MOAR!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 1:20

>>28

Nah.. if you kill a mercenarys friend/family etc.. or piss them off they can easily take the money after the jobs done and put a bullet in your head

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 1:22

There are two things you can not buy with money, no matter how much you have. Those things are time and life.

No amount of money will buy you more time on this earth, or return to you time you have wasted in the past.

No amount of money can buy you the return of someone who has died.

Pretty much everything else can be bought. Sure you can't buy "true love" or other sappy emo shit, but you can pay someone to pretend to give you the same affection, and if you fool yourself in to believing it is real then it is good enough. Ask any idiot that has ever fallen for a stripper, or even worse a hooker.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 2:30

>>5

ofcourse you can..

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 2:48

>>1
Just curious, but why is your name ikillmyfriends?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 3:40

>>31
TECHNOLOGY, MOTHERFUCKER. Do you use it? With enough money you might achieve immortality or atleast extend your lifespan. That's not far away from current science. You might even be able to develop way to resurrect dead people, but only if they're fresh.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 4:37

>>31

Ghost in the shell cyber brains

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 4:50

>>1

the ability to make vegetables like >>1 normal

i win

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 5:55

>>1
AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 6:15

a bigger penis

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 8:27

>>37
Yes you can you fucking retard. You buy sex from a slut with AIDS and you fuck her. AIDSGET

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 13:30

>>1
      A soul
      A bigger penis(actual flesh not prosthetic)
      A brain
      A prenumptual agreement
      Common Sence
      The ability to count
      My anal virginity

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